Darkplace quotes

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He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently extended sofa bed. Then a hellbeast ate them. Liz Asher: Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job.

Darkplace quotes

Sign In Sign In. New Customer? Create account. Rick Dagless : [ talking to mother about hospitalized son ] He's a good kid, but you've got to keep him off the smack otherwise this will keep happening. How about you find yourself a husband, get some stability in your life. Dr Liz Asher : [ talking about a patient that has turned green ] Apparently she was in for a routine operation to get her toe shortened which was really long like a finger, the next thing she knew this happened. All in all you could say that she's a little off color. Rick Dagless : No you shut your mouth Sanch, that was funny. Look, if we lose our sense of humor in this place we might as well all go and kill ourselves. Dean Learner : Dag's right. After all, the reason I got into medicine in the first place was for the laughs. That and the pussy, and that dried up ten years ago if you pardon the expression. Garth Marenghi : With this show, I wanted people to laugh and cry

Dr Darkplace quotes Sanchez: Then I'm glad he's in our deck. In Black Fang, I asked "what if a rat could drive a bus. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal.

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace.

Thornton: I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel. Garth Marenghi: As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life. Garth Marenghi: I'm Garth Marenghi. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace. Garth Marenghi: [interviewing himself] In times of conflict, when you're up against an aggressor

Darkplace quotes

NSF News and Magazine. It was created by Matthew Holness and Richard Ayoade and is presented as a parody of low-budget, cheesy s supernatural and medical dramas. The series is framed as a retrospective interview with Garth Marenghi, a fictional horror author played by Matthew Holness, who believes himself to be a literary genius. Marenghi plays Dr. Rick Dagless, M. If I want to start a sentence with a full stop, I will! Plus actor. You are entering my Darkplace. Rick Dagless: The doors of Darkplace were opened. Not the literal doors to the building, most of which were closed, but evil doors, dark doors, doors to the beyond.

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Look, if we lose our sense of humor in this place we might as well all go and kill ourselves. Sanchez: I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything. I did my best. Garth Marenghi: [interviewing himself] In times of conflict, when you're up against an aggressor Garth Marenghi: Back in the s, I wrote, directed, and starred in "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace," a television program so radical, so risky, so dangerous, so goddamn crazy that the so-called Powers That Be became too scared to show it and gypped me, much in the same way that women have done ever since they sniffed out my money. I'm psychic Dr. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'. Garth Marenghi: You know, my books are all essentially about what ifs. Dean Learner : Dag's right. I'm at a dead end.

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Salutations friend. Dean Learner: If he gets word of this my arse is grass and he's got a lawnmower if you know what I mean? Rick Dagless: Well, we can start by burning what's left of the body. Garth Marenghi: Greetings, traveler. Rick Dagless : I'm finding food a real bore at the moment. Garth Marenghi: I'm one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read. Besides, i think there are more important matters at present. I'm psychic Dr. Donate to British Comedy Guide Join us in our mission to support and promote British comedy across the decades. Thornton Reed: [after Dagless goes mad trying to save Skipper and in a completely monotonous tone] Look out, he's got a stick. An eagle-eyed viewer might be able to see the wires. Thorton Reed: I've been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch. Log In.