Funny diet quotes jokes

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After my son was born, I lost some of the weight. But I remained 20 pounds over my healthy weight. Eventually I wound up experiencing health issues around my weight gain. So I went into research mode. I read piles of research on emotional eating. Then I developed weight loss motivation tools to retrain my brain to naturally crave healthier foods and more self-loving habits.

Funny diet quotes jokes

I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets. My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I'm not overweight.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner Henry Sambrooke Leigh. Ready to laugh off the weight?

If only it were that easy! We all could use a bit of humor in our lives — especially when it comes to dieting. We rounded up 29 of our best diet jokes, cartoons and celebrity quotes sure to make you forget about your hunger pangs. For more funny memes , jokes including our best mom jokes , cartoons and more, consider subscribing to our print magazine or check out some fun puzzles. Check out this story on the fiber sweet spot that makes weight loss easy! Cancel OK. Privacy Policy Terms and Conditions.

Losing weight is hard. We all know that. After all, laughter is the best medicine, and it can make the process of shedding pounds a whole lot more fun. From witty one-liners to inspiring quips, I have got you covered. Haha, classic Tommy Cooper humor. Maybe not the most effective diet plan, but definitely a good laugh!

Funny diet quotes jokes

After my son was born, I lost some of the weight. But I remained 20 pounds over my healthy weight. Eventually I wound up experiencing health issues around my weight gain. So I went into research mode. I read piles of research on emotional eating. Then I developed weight loss motivation tools to retrain my brain to naturally crave healthier foods and more self-loving habits.

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. You are not a dog. I personally created these funny diet quotes. Friedrich Nietzsche Philologist. If you want to know more or withdraw your consent to all or some of the cookies, please refer to the cookie policy. The Bears' trade market for Fields got even frostier as the Falcons bowed out of being a potential suitor. Fran Lebowitz. Warning: Chocolate makes your clothes shrink. Close this content. Woody Allen. Sign Up. FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Apr 13, The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

Here are some funny diet memes and famous quotes about weight loss with captions we put together for your entertainment.

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