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Sao abridged

Kirito : Oh, looks like we're. We'll have to continue this next week, but in the meantime, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito Is Always Right Foundation"! Asuna : Oh my God , you're insufferable! It currently has seventeen episodes — the first eleven covering the first arc of the original show, and the twelfth onward covering the second. It has the same basic premise as the original, centering around the titular Virtual Reality MMORPG and its launch-day players, who become trapped in the game by its creator, Kayaba Akihiko, and must reach the top floor and beat the game to escape—and if they die, they die in the real world. The series stars a Jerkass version of Kirito, who, along with other characters and the rest of the unfortunate players, work their way up to the top of Castle Aincrad While mostly still a parody, Sword Art Online Abridged is noted for not hesitating to play some of the original show's dramatic and emotional scenes completely straight , and even trying to ADD weight to them in some cases. There are also Fix Fic elements, with some plot points being rewritten purely to remove perceived plot holes and characterization inconsistencies. In addition, the in-universe game setting is used to not only parody the source material, but to satirize the video game industry itself and its many questionable practices. Kirito proposes to her in a moment of sheer internal panic, and Asuna says yes while equally panicked internally. They're both freaking out, but both convinced it's what the other wants. Acceptable Breaks from Reality : Played for Laughs. A normal cat, Fluffles, dons a Nerve Gear, creates a character don't ask how it typed its name , becomes a player, then keeps reappearing as a mafia boss, a member of the Knights of the Blood Oath and finally a leader of the rebels on floor Adaptational Heroism : Diabel is truly good guy who helps the less competent players instead of a greedy Manipulative Bastard in the original.

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Youtube Playlist. It is a parody of the anime series Sword Art Online. The plot follows very closely to the original series, but characters are often quite different from their canon counterparts, and some even have different names. For more information please visit Sword Art Online Abridged wiki. In the year , virtual reality has progressed to the point that it's hard to distinguish from real life, thanks to Kayaba Akihiko and his latest invention, the NerveGear. On November 6, , 10, people swarm to buy a copy of its launch title, Sword Art Online. However, once they log into the game, they find that they can't log out, and when they die in the game they die in real life. Their only way to escape from this world is to clear the game, which stands at Floors of beautiful scenery, formidable Dungeons, and ruthless Boss fights, all within a castle in the sky. Now, the fate of the helpless players rests in the hands of the game's strongest player. The only problem is he's an asshole who doesn't care about them.

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On this day, a player puts on his NerveGear and logs into his character, Kirito , excited to play the game for the first time since he participated in its beta test. However, when he arrives, he finds out that there have been some "changes" since the beta test, which includes advertisements being plastered all over the game. Later, in the West Field outside of the Floor 1 Town of Beginnings , Kirito encounters another player , who was losing a fight to a Frenzy Boar , one of the game's starter enemies. Seeing this, Kirito proceeds to pick on the player for being unable to defeat a pig. The player tries to retort this by claiming the pig is impossibly strong, calling it "the pig from hell", but Kirito proves this wrong by picking up a pebble and throwing it at the pig, instantly defeating it. Kirito then taunts the player by saying he must have come across "the most powerful weapon in the game", the "Mithril Pebble of Pig-Smiting", before proceeding to go on long improvised ramble about the pebble's alleged history, much to the other player's annoyance. Hours later, as the sun begins to set, Kirito finally finishes his epic tale about the pebble. Having watched Kirito waste his time talking about a rock, the player assumes that Kirito gets beat up a lot in real life. Kirito responds to this by telling him to shut up, stating that, "Here I have power!

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When Lisbeth is angry that Kirito broke a sword that she tried to sell him, he counters that it could have killed him had he actually been in combat. Kirito and Asuna are just as incredulous to his motive. The audience knew everything beforehand, but the episode contains several moments where the characters themselves learn the truth. Doesn't save him, though. Too bad it worked a little too well, and ended up with Kirito going full Ax-Crazy on her and killing her. Kirito: [distraught] My sandwich Jane Redd Yui …. Kirito: Ugh, no one cares! It doesn't end well for him. She's physically and verbally abusive, beats Kirito without mercy during their sparing match, and brutally mocks him for showing emotions towards his wife being in a coma. He realizes that video games weren't just escapism, it was his life because he had nothing going for him in the real world. Episode 12 also subtly reveals that Kayaba also survived his canonical death in the season finale, presumably serving as a way of addressing the issue of his sudden appearance as a "virtual ghost" in the second arc. Christ, I need more bourbon. Matthew J.

Kirito : Oh, looks like we're. We'll have to continue this next week, but in the meantime, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito Is Always Right Foundation"!

Anti-Climax Boss : In-Universe. Fix Fic : Obviously not the main purpose, but the abridged series does change a few of the less popular elements of the original series. Ooh, Shiny! Browse episodes. Smug Super : Basically Kirito's M. Featured Character. Increase Dexterity, and you could move with the grace of a world-class gymnast. Kayaba: Hahahaha, oh my god, no! Snark-to-Snark Combat : Almost every interaction between Kirito and Asuna involves them being snarky to each other. However, that leads to a lot of perfectly ordinary people roleplaying as depraved villains. Lennon Drake Suguha. This is lampshaded by Kirito, who comments that "even Kayaba thinks [the duel] is a clownshow. A God Am I : Kirito lapses into this after Rosalia intentionally pushes all three of his Berserk Buttons , and he reveals that his level is so high that his wounds "heal faster than [they] can make them.