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Posts: 4, Mood: swaggie. Oak intro, nothing special here really-- what frick you , i DO what i WANT now, here's the part where most people like to give their rival a mean name like "dicks" or "asshole" or something. But I'm far too mature for that. And so it begins. MY ASS? HA ba-dum tsh and here are our choices: rather than go with charmander or totodile who I always choose, i'll pick one I haven't raised before ba-da-daaaa and lo, the adventure REALLY begins well that's new.

Pokemon my ass

The plot is simple : you, an eleven-year-old sheltered slave, are offered your very first Mon by Oak, who is the sole person of authority in the lost Pallet Town. He gives you the choice between Bulbasaur , Charmander , or Squirtle. His own grandson, The Rival , is put behind, just so he can outplay you and pick the mon that is efficient against yours. In exchange for this mon, Oak wants you to fill his Pokedex's data by catching all the Pokemon from the Kanto region. All of this while your rival gets out to defeat the Pokemon Gym Leaders, collect their badges and beat the Elite Four to become the Champion , thereby granting Oak power over all the Kanto Region. Along the way, you'll have to deal with another Pokemon-related world takeover attempt: Team Rocket also exists and Giovanni tries to upstage everyone by catching ghost Pokemon, forcing mass-production of Master Balls for his personal use, and becoming a Gym Leader. Eventually, The Rival becomes the Champion by using Pokemon over level , most notable of which Mewtwo , who isn't catchable in this hack because it is the Final Boss. Pokemon Ass Version's story contains examples of: Abusive Parents : The main character's mother doesn't care much about her son, but given what she's been subjected to at the hands of the Oaks , she's understandably broken. Quickly followed by Oak who has his world takeover attempt foiled, and even his grandson abandoning him. Character Development : Only The Rival and the main character have any. The Gym Leaders have for only growth their recognizing you as an enemy to Oak, and nobody else is seen often enough. However, it's a concern for the rest of the world instead of their parents, since both are the Kid With The Remote Control and unleash heaps of abuse onto the outside world. Jerkass : Almost everyone, including the main character. The Rival takes the cake as he bullies everyone the main character's mother being his favourite chew toy he comes across.

She's still the lesser evil of the two. Jynx, Electabuzz and Magmar are also treated as one.

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The Game takes the classic Pokemon formula and turns it on its head. One of the standout features is the altered character design, with the protagonist and many NPCs opting for a no-shirt look. Gym Leaders, including Brock in a bikini, add to the zany charm of the Game. And remember, you can even buy Pokemon in PokeMarts, changing how you build your team. Check Also : Pokemon Conquest Reconquered. The Game Pokemon My Ass has a unique and daring approach to character design. The main character and various non-playable characters are depicted without shirts, resulting in a visually striking style that adds a touch of humor to the overall gameplay experience.

Pokemon my ass

Genre : Adult - RPG. Year : Developer : Lucas Urso. Weekly games :

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So, continuing where we left off in Pewter city, I headed to all the neighborhood buildings. MY ASS? He then is under a permanent Villainous Breakdown. In the event you use the Mew glitch to get it, it will not only know Pound as usual, but it has Psywave which halves your HP , Night Shade here a flinch move and Psybeam. Guest Name:. Most of its stats are relatively decreased, except Attack since it tries to fill the niche of both Mega-Mewtwos. Holding Back the Phlebotinum : Inverted: The League's levels are over simply because they can, and your rival's Mewtwo is level World of Jerkass : It's the whole damn premise. Catchphrase : "I won't do what you tell me. He transitions throughout the journey and focuses himself on The Rival , helps that he mellows out a bunch. In that most moves received a huge powerup, and its power, while increased, is now relatively low.

What's more, you can dive into this entertaining world without the need for any downloads or installations.

His own grandson, The Rival , is put behind, just so he can outplay you and pick the mon that is efficient against yours. In this game, he is the one to fuse Bill with a Clefairy. World of Jerkass : It's the whole damn premise. The levels of the 'mons in this cave hover around the high-twenties or low-thirties, which you can reach by that point with some Level Grinding. HAHA, old pokemon games Posts: 4, Mood: swaggie. Worthy Opponent : The Gym Leaders admit feeling him as one and perceive his intent more and more with each passing defeat. Mew two is somewhat nerfed too despite his unobtainability. Crazy-Prepared : He knew the main character would roll in at Silph Co. But she is also really stupid. You can actually enter Diglett's Cave before you fight Brock. The Special stat has been heavily reduced at least relatively because of the huge general stat increase for most non-legendary Pokemon.